Gowanus Gary

Spawned in the crystal clear waters of the fertile Gowanus Canal, Gowanus Gary makes his debut in the area of Brooklyn known as (Shudder. Worse... portmanteau... ever.)... BoCoCa. Ugh. He likes devouring blueberry pie and doing the backstroke, as well as participating in the occasional game of Gin Rummy. And he loves you very much, even if you don't like him that much. That's the kind of hideous, mutated organism he is.

--B