Friday, January 20, 2012

Paula Deen To Hock New Diabetic Drug

Paula Deen the Butter Queen, and pharmaceutical company, Victozer, have developed a new, chewable diabetes medication, a welcome change for diabetics everywhere who dread the daily injection.  Deen, spokesperson and a victim of type-2 diabetes herself, wanted a diabetic medicine she could fully support and would reflect her years as a proponent of high-caloric "down home cookin'."  Victozer, after months of research and development, has released the oral medication in three great, new flavors: Bacon & Gristle, White Sausage Gravy, and Deep Fried, Creme-Filled Snackcake.

Do not take on an empty stomach.


1 comment:

Mike C. said...

hahaha, "white sausage gravy." Love it!