Wednesday, January 13, 2010
Incumbent Senator Announces Intentions For Re-Election
United States Senator, Senator Quack Quack, announced that he will indeed run again to retain his post in the United States Senate this coming November. The said drake is pictured above delivering a charged rhetoric to the fat cats in Washington, with New York Senator Charles Schumer, after their joint bill concerning house cat grooming reform was fillibusted by senate Republicans. A press release from the office of Senator Quack Quack states that the elder senator intends to begin his campaign immediately, a move which calls for Quack Quack to forgo his annual winter migration. This has already become a hot button issue with his political opposition, specifically Republican naturalists.