Welcome to ROUND 1 of WTF Frantic Friday Fracas!  Two war-torn warriors enter the rage ring and barbarically battle to the bitter end, leaving one victorious... and the other vanquished!  The best part: 
YOU get to decide who wins!  Vote for your favorite fighter in the poll at the bottom of the post each and every week until there is only one: the WTF Champion of the World!
Meet this week's courageous combatants:
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| Angry Grilled Cheese | 
Name: Angry Grilled Cheese
Strengths: Good at geography
Weaknesses: Fear of goats
Signature Move: The Manic Muenster Mop-up
VS.
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| Dirty Sock | 
Name: Dirty Sock
Strengths: Sees the good in all people
Weaknesses: Disco dancing
Signature Move: The Stink-Wrap Smother
Poll closes on Thursday at 3pm, results and two more combatants post next Friday.  Choose wisely!
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WTF Frantic Friday Fracas: ROUND 1
Choose your winner and then press "vote" button below.