WTF Frantic Friday Fracas: ROUND 6

Welcome to the finals of WTF Frantic Friday Fracas with ROUND 5! Martin the Shifty Hobo returns to the ring from his victory in Round 2, this time facing off against the winner from Round 4: The Flatware Brothers! However, this round, our War-weary™ warriors carry scars from their last encounters.

The deal:

Two wicked warriors enter the rage ring and barbarically battle to the bitter end, leaving one victorious... and the other vanquished! The best part: YOU get to decide who wins! Vote for your favorite fighter in the poll at the bottom of the post each and every week until there is only one: the WTF Champion of the World!

Reacquaint yourselves with this week's courageous combatants:

Name: War-weary™ Martin the Shifty Hobo

Strengths: Rapier wit and diction

Weaknesses: Lacks direction in given career

Secondary Move: The Back-Alley Beat Down

VS.

Name: War-weary™ Flatware Brothers

Strengths: Shiny

Weaknesses: Preoccupied with status of weather

Secondary Move: The Dishwasher Dive

Vote for your favorite, poll ends Thursday at 5pm.

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WTF Frantic Friday Fracas: ROUND 6
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WTF Frantic Friday Fracas: ROUND 3

Welcome to ROUND 3 of WTF Frantic Friday Fracas!  Two war-torn warriors enter the rage ring and barbarically battle to the bitter end, leaving one victorious... and the other vanquished!  The best part: YOU get to decide who wins!  Vote for your favorite fighter in the poll at the bottom of the post each and every week until there is only one: the WTF Champion of the World!

Meet this week's courageous combatants:

Name: Dingy Pillow

Strengths: Grew up on a farm

Weaknesses: Illiterate

Signature Move: The Dust Mite Dive

VS.

Name: Rotten Mustachioed Peanut

Strengths: Graduated dental school

Weaknesses: Selfish lover

Signature Move: The Legume Leg-lock

Vote for your favorite, poll ends on Thursday at 5pm.

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WTF Frantic Friday Fracas: ROUND 3

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WTF Frantic Friday Fracas: ROUND 1

Welcome to ROUND 1 of WTF Frantic Friday Fracas!  Two war-torn warriors enter the rage ring and barbarically battle to the bitter end, leaving one victorious... and the other vanquished!  The best part: YOU get to decide who wins!  Vote for your favorite fighter in the poll at the bottom of the post each and every week until there is only one: the WTF Champion of the World!

Meet this week's courageous combatants:

Angry Grilled Cheese

Name: Angry Grilled Cheese

Strengths: Good at geography

Weaknesses: Fear of goats

Signature Move: The Manic Muenster Mop-up

VS.

Dirty Sock

Name: Dirty Sock

Strengths: Sees the good in all people

Weaknesses: Disco dancing
Signature Move: The Stink-Wrap Smother

Poll closes on Thursday at 3pm, results and two more combatants post next Friday.  Choose wisely!

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WTF Frantic Friday Fracas: ROUND 1
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