WTF: Frantic Friday Fracas: ROUND 6 RESULTS!

And the winner is:

Martin The Shifty Hobo takes it with a vote of 20-15 and moves on to the main event against Angry Grilled Cheese!

We're going to give these valiant victors a week to train as they move on the last round where only one shall be crowned as the WTF World Champion!  Come back and vote next week!

--B

WTF Frantic Friday Fracas: ROUND 6

Welcome to the finals of WTF Frantic Friday Fracas with ROUND 5! Martin the Shifty Hobo returns to the ring from his victory in Round 2, this time facing off against the winner from Round 4: The Flatware Brothers! However, this round, our War-weary™ warriors carry scars from their last encounters.

The deal:

Two wicked warriors enter the rage ring and barbarically battle to the bitter end, leaving one victorious... and the other vanquished! The best part: YOU get to decide who wins! Vote for your favorite fighter in the poll at the bottom of the post each and every week until there is only one: the WTF Champion of the World!

Reacquaint yourselves with this week's courageous combatants:

Name: War-weary™ Martin the Shifty Hobo

Strengths: Rapier wit and diction

Weaknesses: Lacks direction in given career

Secondary Move: The Back-Alley Beat Down

VS.

Name: War-weary™ Flatware Brothers

Strengths: Shiny

Weaknesses: Preoccupied with status of weather

Secondary Move: The Dishwasher Dive

Vote for your favorite, poll ends Thursday at 5pm.

--B

WTF Frantic Friday Fracas: ROUND 6
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WTF: Frantic Friday Fracas: ROUND 5 RESULTS!

And the winner is:

The cheese with the mad-on won with a vote of 5-4 and moves on to the main event!

Round 6 voting starts later today, featuring the return of Martin the Hobo and the Flatware Brothers!

Here's a bonus Angry Grilled Cheese drawn by the talented Diana Lovie, who just turned 10 years old.  She offers some explanations as to why our boy might be so angry.

--B

WTF Frantic Friday Fracas: ROUND 5

Welcome to the finals of WTF Frantic Friday Fracas with ROUND 5!  Angry Grilled Cheese returns to the ring from his victory in Round 1, this time facing off against the winner from Round 3: Dingy Pillow!  However, this round, our War-weary™ warriors carry scars from their last encounters.

The deal:

Two wicked warriors enter the rage ring and barbarically battle to the bitter end, leaving one victorious... and the other vanquished!  The best part: YOU get to decide who wins!  Vote for your favorite fighter in the poll at the bottom of the post each and every week until there is only one: the WTF Champion of the World!

Reacquaint yourselves with this week's courageous combatants:

Name: War-weary™ Angry Grilled Cheese

Strengths: Able to drive standard

Weaknesses: Never finished a Sunday NYT crossword puzzle

Secondary Move: The Greasy Grope

VS.

Name: War-weary™ Dingy Pillow

Strengths: Knows the quickest route through town

Weaknesses: Harbors a hatred for tacos

Secondary Move: The Cool-Side Clamp

Vote for your favorite, poll ends on Thursday at 5pm.

--B

WTF Frantic Friday Fracas: ROUND 5

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WTF: Frantic Friday Fracas: ROUND 4 RESULTS!

And the winner is:

The Flatware Brothers take the win with a tally of 9 votes to 5!

On to the Finals!  Round 5 will features battle torn and war weary combatants Angry Grilled Cheese and Dingy Pillow, to be posted later today!

--B

WTF Frantic Friday Fracas: ROUND 4

Welcome to ROUND 4 of WTF Frantic Friday Fracas!  Two war-torn warriors enter the rage ring and barbarically battle to the bitter end, leaving one victorious... and the other vanquished!  The best part: YOU get to decide who wins!  Vote for your favorite fighter in the poll at the bottom of the post each and every week until there is only one: the WTF Champion of the World!

Meet this week's courageous combatants:

Name: Sparkles the Maladjusted Birthday Clown

Strengths: Often wins in gambling pursuits

Weaknesses: Doesn't use turn signals

Signature Move: The Funny Flap

VS.

Name: The Flatware Brothers

Strengths: Good listeners

Weaknesses: Tend to wander

Signature Move: The Poke and Scoop

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WTF Frantic Friday Fracas: ROUND 4

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WTF: Frantic Friday Fracas: ROUND 3 RESULTS!

After a week long battle, the victor is.....

11-8 this time around.  You sick bastards, I love you.  DP moves on to the next round.  Will he come up on top, or is he filled with down?  Oh.

Updated racket and this week's gladiators to come later today.

--B

WTF Frantic Friday Fracas: ROUND 3

Welcome to ROUND 3 of WTF Frantic Friday Fracas!  Two war-torn warriors enter the rage ring and barbarically battle to the bitter end, leaving one victorious... and the other vanquished!  The best part: YOU get to decide who wins!  Vote for your favorite fighter in the poll at the bottom of the post each and every week until there is only one: the WTF Champion of the World!

Meet this week's courageous combatants:

Name: Dingy Pillow

Strengths: Grew up on a farm

Weaknesses: Illiterate

Signature Move: The Dust Mite Dive

VS.

Name: Rotten Mustachioed Peanut

Strengths: Graduated dental school

Weaknesses: Selfish lover

Signature Move: The Legume Leg-lock

Vote for your favorite, poll ends on Thursday at 5pm.

--B

WTF Frantic Friday Fracas: ROUND 3

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WTF: Frantic Friday Fracas: ROUND 2 RESULTS!

After a week long battle, the victor is.....

MARTIN, THE SHIFTY HOBO by a hair!  Sixteen to fifteen!

Updated racket and this week's gladiators to come later today.

--B

WTF Frantic Friday Fracas: ROUND 2

Welcome to ROUND 2 of WTF Frantic Friday Fracas! Two war-torn warriors enter the rage ring and barbarically battle to the bitter end, leaving one victorious... and the other vanquished! The best part: YOU get to decide who wins! Vote for your favorite fighter in the poll at the bottom of the post each and every week until there is only one: the WTF Champion of the World!

Meet this week's courageous combatants:

Name: Neglected Houseplant

Strengths: Expert pasta maker

Weaknesses: Loves too much

Signature Move: The Foliage Flop

VS.

Name: Martin the Shifty Hobo

Strengths: Selfmade Man

Weaknesses: Lactose intolerant

Signature Move: The Box Car Beat-down

Vote for your favorite, poll closes Thursday at 5 pm EST.

--B


WTF Frantic Friday Fracas: ROUND 2
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EDIT: During an update to my blog, I accidentally erased this post and I've lost the poll, which closed at Neglected Houseplant with 15 votes and Martin, the Shifty Hobo at 16 votes.  Bummer.  But thanks all who voted.

WTF Frantic Friday Fracas: ROUND 1 RESULTS!

After a week long battle, the victor is.....

ANGRY GRILLED CHEESE by a hair!  Twenty-two to twenty-one!

Updated fight pic, bracket and this week's gladiators to come later today.

--B

WTF Frantic Friday Fracas: ROUND 1

Welcome to ROUND 1 of WTF Frantic Friday Fracas!  Two war-torn warriors enter the rage ring and barbarically battle to the bitter end, leaving one victorious... and the other vanquished!  The best part: YOU get to decide who wins!  Vote for your favorite fighter in the poll at the bottom of the post each and every week until there is only one: the WTF Champion of the World!

Meet this week's courageous combatants:

Angry Grilled Cheese

Name: Angry Grilled Cheese

Strengths: Good at geography

Weaknesses: Fear of goats

Signature Move: The Manic Muenster Mop-up

VS.

Dirty Sock

Name: Dirty Sock

Strengths: Sees the good in all people

Weaknesses: Disco dancing
Signature Move: The Stink-Wrap Smother

Poll closes on Thursday at 3pm, results and two more combatants post next Friday.  Choose wisely!

--B

WTF Frantic Friday Fracas: ROUND 1
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