Incumbent Senator Announces Intentions For Re-Election

United States Senator, Senator Quack Quack, announced that he will indeed run again to retain his post in the United States Senate this coming November. The said drake is pictured above delivering a charged rhetoric to the fat cats in Washington, with New York Senator Charles Schumer, after their joint bill concerning house cat grooming reform was fillibusted by senate Republicans. A press release from the office of Senator Quack Quack states that the elder senator intends to begin his campaign immediately, a move which calls for Quack Quack to forgo his annual winter migration. This has already become a hot button issue with his political opposition, specifically Republican naturalists.

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Happy New Year. Eat Tacos.

Happy New Year. Hope you all had a good holiday break. Welcome to 2010, where I'm still campaigning to replace pizza with tacos as holder of the "coolest" food kids go for. Pizza is so 1980s ninja turtle. Tacos? It's where the cool kids are at, baby. Now onto other things, like replacing skateboarding with badminton as the "cool" sport...

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Kind Of Okay Comics #030

Hey all! Merry Christmas! I was falling asleep last night and low and behold, who came down my chimney? No, not Santa Claus. Rex Tarkleton. Sort of like Santa, but with more swear words.

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Cooking Mouse

Here's Remy from Pixar's "Ratatouille" adding some secret ingredients to a pot of steamy soup. This piece is for Mr. O , the biggest cooking mouse fan I know (yes, I know Remy's a rat, but Mr. O is 2 and cooking mouse for him it is).

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Stanley, Out Of Work Automaton

Another piece depicting the aspects of the current political, economic, and social climate, specifically the issue of America's mechanical workforce losing jobs to cheap, unskilled, human labor. If Gramps was still alive, he'd be outraged. He was a toaster oven.

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The Further Adventures Of Nancy Reagan, Full Page

Several months ago, I was toying around with the idea of Nancy Reagan as a superhero. Why? I don't know, like half the ideas, good and bad, that come through my head, I tend to run with them. Besides, haven't you wondered what Nancy Reagan's been up to since 1988? This is just one imagined scenario and I'm betting the correct one. I teased you with it last spring and now present the whole page comic for your amusement. Enjoy!

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The Abbey Elf Off

If you're in Brooklyn on December 19th, get your elf gear on and head down to the Abbey for their annual Christmas party. Best elf costume wins a $100 dollar bar tab. I'm not sure how much booze an elf can handle, but it's worth a shot. Or several shots, like $100 worth. The Abbey Christmas Party, Saturday December 19th, 8pm. 536 Driggs Ave. (between N. 7th & N. 8th), Williamsburg, Brooklyn. Now enough with the shilling...

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Hass and Little (Toma) Toe

If you know the Cartwright family and/or produce, this one's for you.

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John Winston Ono Lennon

I whipped out a drawing based on a photo portrait of John Lennon this day, 29 years after his fatal shooting. He's me fav'rit Beat-ul.

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Bird

It's a bird. See you all. Off to RI...

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