Welcome to ROUND 4 of WTF Frantic Friday Fracas! Two war-torn warriors enter the rage ring and barbarically battle to the bitter end, leaving one victorious... and the other vanquished! The best part: YOU get to decide who wins! Vote for your favorite fighter in the poll at the bottom of the post each and every week until there is only one: the WTF Champion of the World!
Meet this week's courageous combatants:
Name: Sparkles the Maladjusted Birthday Clown
Strengths: Often wins in gambling pursuits
Weaknesses: Doesn't use turn signals
Signature Move: The Funny Flap